jCrap » Entertainment http://jcrap.com Freaky Japanese Crap Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:34:42 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Hide-Penis Dance? http://jcrap.com/2011/03/hide-penis-dance/ http://jcrap.com/2011/03/hide-penis-dance/#comments Tue, 01 Mar 2011 15:43:25 +0000 Michael http://jcrap.com/?p=415 No related posts.]]>

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]]> http://jcrap.com/2010/12/scared-pissless/feed/ 0 LED Eyelashes http://jcrap.com/2009/11/led-eyelashes/ http://jcrap.com/2009/11/led-eyelashes/#comments Fri, 13 Nov 2009 18:09:33 +0000 Danalyn http://jcrap.com/?p=349 No related posts.]]> Looks like I don't have to get plastic surgery for my slant-eyes after all. Soomi Park has LED eyelashes designed to make squinty eyes like mine look larger.

LED Eyelash is a clever product that speaks to many Asian women’s desire for bigger eyes. It features an inclination sensor with mercury to turn on and/or off. The sensor can perceive the movements of the pupil in the eyes and eyelids. If someone wears it and moves her head, LED Eyelash will flicker following the movement.

I wonder how well this would work with Wink Glasses…

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]]> http://jcrap.com/2009/11/led-eyelashes/feed/ 0 Cola Shock http://jcrap.com/2009/10/cola-shock/ http://jcrap.com/2009/10/cola-shock/#comments Wed, 28 Oct 2009 17:23:10 +0000 Michael http://jcrap.com/?p=343 No related posts.]]> cola shock

"Cola and Vodka.  Shockingly delicious."

Somehow, I have my doubts.  Isn't this from the same country that has brought us a peck of Pickled Pepsi and Ameba water?

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]]> http://jcrap.com/2009/10/cola-shock/feed/ 0 Muscle March Music http://jcrap.com/2009/09/muscle-march-music/ http://jcrap.com/2009/09/muscle-march-music/#comments Tue, 15 Sep 2009 06:52:19 +0000 Michael http://jcrap.com/?p=327 No related posts.]]>
I think this pretty much speaks for itself… don't you?

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]]> http://jcrap.com/2009/09/muscle-march-music/feed/ 0 Hotto Peppa http://jcrap.com/2009/07/hotto-peppa/ http://jcrap.com/2009/07/hotto-peppa/#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 02:33:19 +0000 Michael http://jcrap.com/?p=317 No related posts.]]>

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]]> http://jcrap.com/2009/07/hotto-peppa/feed/ 0 RoboGeisha http://jcrap.com/2009/06/robogeisha/ http://jcrap.com/2009/06/robogeisha/#comments Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:07:28 +0000 Michael http://jcrap.com/?p=313 No related posts.]]> I have no words for this.

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]]> http://jcrap.com/2009/06/robogeisha/feed/ 2 Muppet Gear? http://jcrap.com/2009/04/muppet-gear/ http://jcrap.com/2009/04/muppet-gear/#comments Tue, 28 Apr 2009 01:23:09 +0000 Michael http://jcrap.com/?p=294 No related posts.]]> So… yeah.  I couldn't come up with a title for this one, so… Muppet Gear, it is. Now to figure out which one is Hammond.

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]]> http://jcrap.com/2009/04/muppet-gear/feed/ 1 Daijo-V http://jcrap.com/2009/04/daijo-v/ http://jcrap.com/2009/04/daijo-v/#comments Wed, 08 Apr 2009 22:50:07 +0000 Michael http://jcrap.com/?p=282 No related posts.]]> DaijoV
As some of you may know, Japan during the 80s and 90s was a veritable gold mine of entertainment in the form of Western celebrities doing a lot of very embarrassing commercials. Those of us who lived in Japan during that time might remember a certain governor doing something like this…

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]]> http://jcrap.com/2009/04/daijo-v/feed/ 0 Hip Star Angel http://jcrap.com/2009/04/hip-star-angel/ http://jcrap.com/2009/04/hip-star-angel/#comments Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:33:43 +0000 Michael http://jcrap.com/?p=271 No related posts.]]> Hip Star Angel

This one is for Yoshi and Danalyn.  Break out those dictionaries and practice your nihongo!  Let The White Guy know if you need any help.  ;-)

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