Nano Britches

Ahhh... technology.

Teijin Fibers Limited has announced the development of underwear that is purported to burn fat.  Allegedly, all you have to do is wear it, let your thighs rub together, and the undies do all the work.  The skivvies are made of a new high-strength nano-technology polyester fiber called "Nanofront."

According to Tenjin's website: "Nanofront is an ultra-fine fiber that is resistant to slippage, yet delicate and comfortable, while ensuring high absorbency and opaqueness. It is expected to be used for a wide range of applications, ranging from clothing to industrial materials."

Teijin claims that people who have worn the Nanofront underwear in experiments for 40 consecutive days lowered their body fat by “several percent” and consequently reduced waist size by several centimeters. The company is already in talks with a number of apparel makers and hopes to commercialize its technology as early as in next year’s spring or summer fashion season.