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About Michael: Michael may be the most Japanese bald white guy you've ever met. He knows his way around Shinjuku with his eyes closed. He even knows how to use chopsticks. Michael speaks several languages, teaches martial arts, used to work on a ginormous network, plays guitar, writes naughty songs, and occasionally [read: rarely] updates his online translation playground Nihongo-a-go-go. Michael is a true Renaissance Man. He also happens to be unemployed at the moment. So if you need someone extremely cool, creative, smart, and who looks hot in a kilt for non-traditional creative-type work, feel free to contact him! You can also follow Michael on Twitter.