Watashi wa hidoi geri desu

If you didn't know, everyone in Japan has to learn english. Now that doesn't mean they speak it very well at all. As a matter of fact, I'm sure everyone has heard of the "engrish" that is spoken by a lot of japanese, where they mispeak a lot of words.

Well, here's a part of an instructional video, and perhaps you'll see why it's like that. Video after the bump.