I don't really think this one needs any explanation other than to let you know that this is an actual JMSDF (Japan Maritime Self Defense Force) recruiting commercial. Join the Navy! Make new friends! Wear interesting hats! Swab the deck! Learn new dance steps!
It just doesn't get any Hard Gayer than this, my friends.
About Michael: Michael may be the most Japanese bald white guy you've ever met. He knows his way around Shinjuku with his eyes closed. He even knows how to use chopsticks. Michael speaks several languages, teaches martial arts, plays guitar, writes naughty songs, and occasionally updates his online Japanese playground Nihongo à gogo and tracks both his grad school experience and nerdy love of all things language on Silent Schwa.
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