My virgin experience with "F-cup cookie" was on the famous Takeshita-doori in Harajuku this past summer. Apparently, they're made with soy milk, so if you're lactose intolerant…
So delicious you can't stop
Growth that won't quit
The top will expand
The underside will tighten up
Bon Appé-tit?
About Michael: Michael may be the most Japanese bald white guy you've ever met. He knows his way around Shinjuku with his eyes closed. He even knows how to use chopsticks. Michael speaks several languages, teaches martial arts, used to work on a ginormous network, plays guitar, writes naughty songs, and occasionally [read: rarely] updates his online translation playground
Nihongo-a-go-go.
Michael is a true Renaissance Man. He also happens to be unemployed at the moment. So if you need someone extremely cool, creative, smart, and who looks hot in a kilt for non-traditional creative-type work, feel free to contact him!
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Danalyn
Sweet! Where can I get those?
December 18, 2008 • 2:44 pm
yoshi
LOL You need those?
December 18, 2008 • 4:46 pm
Danalyn
Of course I need those! I inherited the Japanese never-grow-old gene…but unfortunately, along with it came the Japanese never-grow-boobs gene as well.
December 18, 2008 • 4:53 pm
yoshi
well i wasn't gonna say anything, but… lol not all japanese have small boobs you know!
December 18, 2008 • 4:55 pm
Danalyn
Yeah, but that argument is like saying as not all white people are albinos. It's true, but few and far between.
December 18, 2008 • 4:57 pm
Michael
I'll pick up a box for you on my next trip if you like.
December 18, 2008 • 5:13 pm
Danalyn
Sweetness! F-cups, here I come!
Oooh, maybe afterwards, I can get on one of those bouncing-boobs game shows.
December 19, 2008 • 12:37 pm
Michael
Awkward… gonna bow out how…
December 19, 2008 • 5:24 pm